I’m a monster

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Marry me. I’m afraid I just blue myself. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Steve Holt! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I’m a monster.

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I care deeply for nature. I’m a monster. Michael!

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.

You’ll have more fun

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Marry me. I’m afraid I just blue myself. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Steve Holt! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I’m a monster.

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I care deeply for nature. I’m a monster. Michael!

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.